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If She Wasn't Your Grandmother I'd Shoot Her." Ranger

Stephanie,' Valerie Said. 'she's Going To Have A Baby, And She's Getting Married.' My Father Was Confused. He Looked Around The Room. No Joe. No Ranger. His Eyes Locked On Diesel. 'not The Psycho,' He Said. Diesel Blew Out A Sigh. My Father Turned To My Mother. 'get Me The Carving Knife. Make Sure It's Sharp.

When People Ask What You Do, Tell Them You're A Writer. Put Yourself On The Line. Make A Commitment.

I Don't Need Handcuffs To Enslave A Woman.

If I Didn't Know Better, I'd Think You Were Trying To Get Me Drunk," I Said To Ranger. "not Drunk," Ranger Said. "just Relaxed And Naked.