I Am Definitely A Serial

Look At Jessica Simpson. She's Famous For Being Dumb. I Guess It Started With Marylyn Monroe, And She Actually Wasn't That Dumb, But That's How She Was Perceived - And That's What Got Popular.

In High School, A Teacher Once Suggested That I Be A Math Major In College. I Thought, 'me? You've Got To Be Joking!' I Mean, In Junior High, I Used To Come Home And Cry Because I Was So Afraid Of My Math Homework. Seriously, I Was Terrified Of Math.

Math Is The Only Place Where Truth And Beauty Mean The Same Thing.

Students Never Think It Can Be The Teacher's Fault And So I Thought I Was Stupid. I Was Frustrated And Would Come Home And Cry Because I Couldn't Do It. Then We Got A New Teacher Who Made Math Accessible. That Made All The Difference And I Learned That It's How You Present It That Makes It Scary Or Friendly.

By The End Of An Intense Four Years At Ucla, I Had Co-authored A New Math Proof, Which The Media, In Fact, Loved. As It Turned Out, Math Itself Blazed My Entry Back Into The Spotlight And Consequently Into Wonderful Acting Jobs Like 'the West Wing' And Others. You Just Never Know, Do You?