I Always Thought That As

What Has Gotten Into You Lately? Save A Little Craziness For Menopause!

I Believe People Ought To Mate For Life...like Pigeons Or Catholics.

You're So Good Looking I Can Barely Keep My Eyes On The Meter.

I'm A Comedian. I Make Comic Films And There Are Certain Ideas That Occur To Me That Are Comic, With Heavy, Serious Undertones. There Are Some Ideas That Are More Frivolous To Me. The Next Idea That Could Occur To Me Could Be Comedy About Death And Famine Or Something.

We Knew The Front Door Was Always Left Open, But We Broke In Just To Keep In Practice. Doxy Turned All The Washburn Family Photos To The Wall So There Wouldn't Be Any Witnesses.