I Always Call Myself A

It's Irrelevant To Me If Other People Know Who I Am. I'm Just, I'm Really Happy. It Calms Me Down, Too. If You're On Top Of An Oilrig, Fighting With Politicians, Or Whatever - You Need A Bit Of Wisdom To Realize That You're Not Always Right, Or That You're Not Always Being Reasonable, Or You're Not Always Listening.

I Awaken. I Consume Oxygen, Then Bacon, Eggs And Black Coffee, Then My Wife, Then Bacon.

When I Was In High School, I Would Perform Every Year In Those Plays And There Was Something I Really Loved About It. But I Was Completely Unaware That You Could Sort Of Get Into An Acting Career.

If I Had More Time, I'd Watch More Woodworking Or Home-improvement Shows, But, Not Enough Hours In The Day.

How Lucky My Life Is That I Have Two Arms, And Two Legs, And Ten Fingers With Which To Make Things Out Of Wood.