I Always Bring Cash For

I'm Horrible To Live With. I Don't Clean. My Clothes End Up Wherever I Take Them Off. I Forget To Flush The Toilet.

I Was Always übersexual...i Was Always Wearing The Smallest Clothes I Could Find. I Would Go To The Mall Like That — In A Short, Short Skirt And A Giant Wedge Heel. That's What You Do When You're A Teenage Girl In A Small Town.

I Feel Like It's Impossible To Please The Hardcore Comic Book Fans, Because They'll Never Be Happy No Matter What You Do.

I Like Funny Guys And Those, For Some Reason, Tend To Be Nerdy Guys.

I'm Smart And I Can Be Really Funny And Interesting And I Can Go Toe-to-toe With Anybody In A Conversation.