I Admit I Was Drinking

Always Beware Of People Offering You One-time Money. That Only Works In An Election Year. How Are You Going To Permanently Pay For Education?

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.

There Are More Inspirational People In Music Than There Are In Politics.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

You Have To Work At It If You Want To Be A Good Smoker. Especially Today With All The Non-smoking World Constantly Harassing You.