Humor Comes From Self-confidence.

Pornography Exists For The Lonesome, The Ugly, The Fearful - It's Made For The Losers.

People Are Like Tea Bags; You Never Know How Strong They'll Be Until They're In Hot Water. In Times Of Trouble, You Not Only Discover What You Truly Believe But Whether Or Not You Can Act On Your Beliefs.

If The World Were A Logical Place, Men Would Ride Side Saddle.

Whenever I Doubt The Existence Of God Or The Goddess, I Look At Horses. Only God Could Have Made A Horse.

Life Is Unjust, People Can Be Cruel, And Yet If You Harden Your Heart, You Will Lose What Little Love There Is In This World.