Humans Are The Only Animal

You'll Never Catch A Nudist With His Pants Down.

I'm Nothing If Not An Optimist.

You All Know Newt Gingrich. Newt Is Short For Newton. People Say If That's The Case, What Is Mitt Short For? It's Short For 'mittens.'

Here's A Woman, A Real Pioneer For Other Women Looking For Careers In Stand-up Comedy. And Talk About Guts - She Would Come Out Here And Sit In This Chair And Say Some Things That Were Unbelievable - Where You Would Have To Swallow Pretty Hard... But It Was Hilarious... The Force Of Her Comedy Was Overpowering.

The First Presidential Debate Was Down In Florida. Residents Spent All Day Putting Plywood On Their Televisions.