How Is It Possible That

Life Is Short. You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Our Pain Or We Never Move On.

Instead Of Running For President, Why Don’t You Try Walking On A Treadmill?

I Would Vote For You For President But I'm Against Big Government.

My Best Friend Is Disabled. There's Nothing He Hates More Than Being Left Out Of The Jokes, To Be Treated With Kid Gloves. That's The Insult.

I Think Jersey Stands Alone, And Because I'm From Jersey, I Never Make Fun Of Where People Are From. I'll Make Fun Of What They Look Like, But I'll Never Make Fun Of Where They Are From. Jersey Is Special.