Helen Of Troy, A Hooker

Vincent Van Gogh, Who Said To The Hat Salesman, I Like It, But It Keeps Sliding Over My Ear. Never Got A Dinner!

Dolly Parton, Who Said To Her Doctor, Are You Sure It's A Chest Cold? Never Got A Dinner!

Steven Spielberg's Mother, Who Said To E.t., I Don't Care Where You're From, You're Here And You're Gonna Get Bar Mitzvahed! Never Got A Dinner!

Bluebeard, Who Said To Scottland Yard, How Do I Know How Many Wives I've Killed? I'm Not An Accountant! Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said To The Children Of Israel, Wear Your Galoshes; I Never Did This Trick Before. Never Got A Dinner!