Head Gear, Plus Acne Equals...table

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.

You Save 15 More Minutes Of Sleep If You Are A Man And You Don't Have To Shave.

You Know It's Time To Do The Laundry When You Dry Off With A Sneaker.

You're Not Supposed To Be Accepting Trophies. You're Supposed To Be In The Back Being Mad That People Are Getting Trophies.

My Girlfriend And I Went To A Dinner Party The Other Night And We Ended Up Playing Charades. There Was Another Couple There That Was Deaf. They Were So Good.