Have A Working Spouse, Because

Never Thought I'd See The Day When Death Was Denied. That Leaves Taxes As The Only Certainty.

It Would Be Easier To Write A Novel Without Reader Input, But I Feel The Fiction Is Richer For It.

Terry Pratchett's Right Up My Alley ... Give Him A Try!

Barbarian --a Code Of Conduct Honored By All True Barbarian Warriors, Requiring Excellent Coordination With Weapons, Closeness To Nature, Awkwardness With Women, Common Sense, And Completion Of The Mission.

Princess Rose Should Indeed Be A Tv Movie, Assuming Something Doesn't Go Wrong. I Don't Know How Good A Movie It Will Be, Because The Way Movie Folk Think Is Different From The Way Writers Think, And I Distrust What Isn't Done My Way. This Is What I Call A Healthy Paranoia.