Happy Campers You Have Been,

Lookit, I've Done It Their Way This Far And Now It's My Turn. I'm My Own Handler. Any Questions? Ask Me ... There's Not Going To Be Any More Handler Stories Because I'm The Handler ... I'm Doctor Spin.

It's Wonderful To Be Here In The Great State Of Chicago.

Okay, I Won't Open It Until Then

Bobby Knight Told Me This: 'there Is Nothing That A Good Defense Cannot Beat A Better Offense.' In Other Words A Good Offense Wins.

Much To Popular Disbelief, Horses Walking Around During The Elections With Their Tails Straight Up In The Air Are Not Showing Off Their Bush/quale Buttons.