Happiness Is Loving Your Enemies.

Little Brothers Are The Buck Privates Of Life!

A Whole Stack Of Memories Never Equal One Little Hope.

I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars... You Never Really Know What You're Getting.

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night. - Snoopy

Only In Math Can You Buy Sixty Cantaloupes And No One Asks What The Hell Is Wrong With You.