Good Morning Sinners. Vampiric Red

You Must Remember That The Common Criminal Will Always Join The Armed Forces For, If Nothing Else, Regular Meals And Expert Training In The Use Of Guns.

Listen To The Chair Leg Of Truth! It Does Not Lie!

You're Miserable, Edgy And Tired. You're In The Perfect Mood For Journalism.

So This Zealot Comes To My Door, All Glazed Eyes And Clean Reproductive Organs, Asking Me If I Ever Think About God. So I Tell Him I Killed God. I Tracked God Down Like A Rabid Dog, Hacked Off His Legs With A Hedge Trimmer, Raped Him With A Corncob, And Boiled Off His Corpse In An Acid Bath. So He Pulls An Alternating-current Taser On Me And Tells Me That Only The Official Serbian Church Of Tesla Can Save My Polyphase Intrinsic Electric Field, Known To Non-engineers As "the Soul." So I Hit Him. What Would You Do?

Chris Claremont Once Said Of Alan Moore, "if He Could Plot, We'd All Have To Get Together And Kill Him." Which Utterly Misses The Most Compelling Part Of Alan's Writing, The Way He Develops And Expresses Ideas And Character. Plot Does Not Define Story. Plot Is The Framework Within Which Ideas Are Explored And Personalities And Relationships Are Unfolded.