Good-looking Girls Break Hearts, And

I've Been Hiding From God, And I'm Appalled To Find How Easy It Is.

God Doesn't Measure His Bounty, But Oh How We Do!

Mumps, Measles, And Puppy Love Are Terrible After Twenty.

Men Enjoy Being Thought Of As Hunters, But Are Generally Too Lazy To Hunt. Women, On The Other Hand, Love To Hunt, But Would Rather Nobody Knew It.

Without Enthusiasm, Virtue Functions Not At All, And Vice Only Poorly.