Golf Is An Expensive Way

Alcohol Is An Allergy Of The Body And An Obsession Of The Mind.

I Am A Comic Writer, Which Means I Get To Slay The Dragons, And Shoot The Bull.

I Think Of Birth As The Search For A Larger Apartment.

While Cats Can Be Infuriating, Little Old Women In Fur Coats, They Make Me Laugh. Of Course, Dogs, Horses And My Highly Social Chickens Are Dear To Me, Too.

If The World Were A Logical Place, Men Would Ride Side Saddle.