Give Me A Smart Idiot

Don't Worry About The War. It's All Over But The Shooting.

I Don't Care If It Doesn't Make A Nickel. I Just Want Every Man, Woman, And Child In America To See It.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.

In Picture-making The Writer Is The Most Important Cog In The Wheel.

Ill Give You A Definite Maybe.