Girls Think That Being Glamorous

Girls Think That Being Glamorous Means Making Mistakes And Being Irresponsible. And That's Just Not True. The Smarter You Are, The Better Prepared You Are To Make Decisions In Your Life, The More Likely You Are To Lead A Satisfying Life And Be Glamorous And Fun And Anything You Want To Be.

If I Had Caused Any Trouble Worth Mentioning, You Would Have Read About It In 'star' Magazine, Which Is Probably Why I Didn't Cause Any Trouble Worth Mentioning.

I Went To About One Frat Party A Year. A Year Seemed To Be Enough Time For Me To Forget How Much I Didn't Like Frat Parties, And My Friends Would Eventually Convince Me To Go To One. Cheap Beer, Guys Looking For A Quick Hook-up, And Girls Playing 'dumb' To Get In On The Hook-up. I Just Never Got Into It.

So Somebody Told Me That If I Wasn't A Coffee Drinker Yet, By The End Of College I'd Have To Be, Because A Math Major Is So Tough I Would Have To Stay Up Very Late. I Was Going To Need Coffee To Do That. Well, Merely Because They Said That, I Never Drank Coffee In College, Never Got Addicted To It, Never Needed It.

When I Originally Entered Ucla, I Had Planned To Go For A Film Major, But I Kept Finding Myself Taking Math Classes For Fun, 'cause I Missed Them From High School!