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I Found Nothing Really Wrong With This Autobiography Except Poor Choice Of Subject.

If Food Is The Body Of Good Living, Wine Is Its Soul.

Reading To Small Children Is A Specialty.

What Is A Sense Of Humor? Surely Not The Ability To Understand A Joke. It Comes Rather From A Residing Feeling Of One's Own Absurdity. It Is The Ability To Understand A Joke, And That The Joke Is On Oneself.

Liquor Is Not A Necessity. It Is A Means Of Momentarily Sidestepping Necessity.