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The Whole Concept Of Awards Is Silly. I Cannot Abide By The Judgment Of Other People, Because If You Accept It When They Say You Deserve An Award, Then You Have To Accept It When They Say You Don't.

Until You've Been Kissed On A Rainy Parisian Afternoon - You've Never Been Kissed.

Bisexuality Immediately Doubles Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.

Man Consists Of Two Parts, His Mind And His Body, Only The Body Has More Fun.

Therefore, To Be Unhappy One Must Love, Or Love To Suffer, Or Suffer From Too Much Happiness. I Hope You're Getting This Down.