For Me, Molly Hatchet Is

I Don't Mind A Crowd's Not Laughing; It's The Groans That Slow Down The Show.

Friends Are Important, Dontcha Think? Hmmm? I Think So. The Way I See It, You Got Friends, And You Got Your Best Friend, Big Difference. To Me, A Friend's A Guy Who Will Help You Move. A Best Friend's A Guy Who Will Help You Move A Body. That's How I Look At It.

I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love Putting Out Tv Specials.

When I First Saw A Strap On, I Put It On My Head And Ran Around Like A Rhino.

You See A Guy With One Leg, He's Got A Story. "land Mine '69." You See A Guy With One Arm, He's Got A Story, Too. "snow Blower, Bottle Of Whiskey." You See A Guy With One Tooth, What Would The Story Be? "well, Uh, I Like A Lot Of Taffy."