For A Host, Above All,

Only You Can Control Your Future.

People Are Weird. When We Find Someone With Weirdness That Is Compatible With Ours, We Team Up And Call It Love.

I Get All My Ideas In Switzerland Near The Forka Pass. There Is A Little Town Called Gletch, And Two Thousand Feet Up Above Gletch There Is A Smaller Hamlet Called Über Gletch. I Go There On The Fourth Of August Every Summer To Get My Cuckoo Clock Fixed. While The Cuckoo Is In The Hospital, I Wander Around And Talk To The People In The Streets. They Are Very Strange People, And I Get My Ideas From Them.

Now, The Star-belly Sneetches Had Bellies With Stars. The Plain-belly Sneetches Had None Upon Thars.

From There To Here, And Here To There, Funny Things Are Everywhere.