Flattery Is Like Cologne Water,

Experience Is A School Where A Man Learns What A Big Fool He Has Been.

The Quickest Way To Take The Starch Out Of Someone Who Is Always Blaming Himself Is To Agree With Him.

...but Why Discourse Upon The Virtues Of The Horse? They Are Too Numerous To Tell Save When You Have A Horse To Sell.

I Don't Care How Much A Man Talks, If He Only Says It In A Few Words.

Never Work Before Breakfast; If You Have To Work Before Breakfast, Eat Your Breakfast First.