Figure Out What You Love

Once You Have A Phd, Every Meeting You Go To Becomes A Doctor's Appointment.

Men And Women Alike, If You Think That Altering The Tip Of Your Nose With Surgery Will Make You Happier, I Would Suggest You Alter Something Much More Malleable Than Your Flesh, Like Your Priorities, Or Your Friends.

If You Always Have Something In Your Life That You're Trying To Improve Upon, Then Every Day You Have A Reason To Get Out Of Bed, And You Have A Reason To Achieve Something And Feel Good.

No One Will Ever Ask Me To Sing Because It's Beautiful. My Secret Is Hiding My Musicianship Behind Humor.

I Learned The Word Non-conformist In Fourth Grade And Immediately Announced That I Would Grow Up To Become One.