Exchange The Words 'have To'

I Want To Be Older. I Actually Think There's An Incredible Amount Of Self-knowledge That Comes With Getting Older. I Feel Way Better Now Than I Did When I Was 20. I'm Stronger, I'm Smarter In Every Way, I'm So Much Less Crazy Than I Was Then.

If Indeed It's A Race Then The Chicks Do The Most It Isn't A Brag Or An Estrogen Boast It's The Women Who've Led Me With Big Open Hearts If Not For Their Love I'd Have Failed At The Start. And It's Not Just The Mothers I Speak Of Them All It's A Woman There First When Somebody Falls. The Multi Of Tasking That's Easy To Tease I Dare A Great Man To Try It All, Please! So This Is My Shout Out My Rallying Cry To Women All Over I Hold You Up High And Though There Are Others Who'll Think This Poem Strange It's The Women Who Plant The Root Of Big Change.

People Get Real Comfortable With Their Features. Nobody Gets Comfortable With Their Hair. Hair Trauma. It's The Universal Thing.

My Favorite Time Of The Holidays Is When The Children Have Torn Open Their Loot And Delivered Their Verdicts And Are Looking To You For Something Else ... Memories That Have Nothing To Do With Things Bought.

I Respect So Much The Work That So Many Women Do, But That's Just Not What I Do. I Have A Job Where I Advertise Yogurt That Makes You Poop, And People Love It And Tell Me About Their Bowel Movements, Every Day.