Everybody Is As Unstable As

The Captain Was A Good Chess Player, And The Games Were Always Interesting. Yossarian Had Stopped Playing Chess With Him Because The Games Were So Interesting They Were Foolish.

You Have No Respect For Excessive Authority Or Obsolete Traditions. You're Dangerous And Depraved, And You Ought To Be Taken Outside And Shot!

Under Colonel Korn's Rule, The Only People Permitted To Ask Questions Were Those Who Never Did.

It Doesn't Make A Damned Bit Of Difference Who Wins The War To Someone Who's Dead.

Well, He Died. You Don't Get Any Older Than That.