Everybody Can Write; Writers Can't

Boredom Is Often The Cause Of Promiscuity, And Always Its Result.

You Can't Truthfully Explain Your Smallest Action Without Fully Revealing Your Character.

Men Enjoy Being Thought Of As Hunters, But Are Generally Too Lazy To Hunt. Women, On The Other Hand, Love To Hunt, But Would Rather Nobody Knew It.

A Critic Can Only Review The Book He Has Read, Not The One Which The Writer Wrote.

If The Pain Wanders, Do Not Waste Your Time With Doctors.