Every Time I Get In

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

And My Girlfriend, She's Fat! How Fat? She's So Fat She Wears Two Watches-one For Each Time Zone!

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.