Every Spirit Makes Its House,

Laughter Is Higher Than All Pain.

When Certain Unmarried Men, Who Had Lost Their Capacity To Sin, Sat Indoors, Breathing Bad Air, And Passed Resolutions About What Was Right And What Wrong, Making Rules For The Guidance Of The People, Instead Of Trusting To The Natural, Happy Instincts Of The Individual, They Ushered In The Dark Ages. These Are The Gentlemen Who Blocked Human Evolution Absolutely For A Thousand Years.

Football: A Sport That Bears The Same Relation To Education That Bullfighting Does To Agriculture.

Constant Effort And Frequent Mistakes Are The Stepping Stones To Genius.

It Is A Fine Thing To Have Ability, But The Ability To Discover Ability In Others Is The True Test.