If Young Actors Ask Me

Our Country Was Founded On A Distrust Of Government. Our Founding Fathers Gave Power To The People To Keep An Eye On Government. So When Politicians Say, 'trust Me,' They're Actually Being Very Un-american.

The Key Is To Get To Know People And Trust Them To Be Who They Are. Instead, We Trust People To Be Who We Want Them To Be - And When They're Not, We Cry.

Sometimes When I'm Swimming, I Think That Maybe Someday I'll Put My Red Speedo Up For Auction. Or Maybe I'll Donate It To The Smithsonian. They Can Stuff It With Two Plums And A Gherkin And Put It On Display.

If You Have Darwin, Christ And Nietzsche, They're All Going To Talk At Once. You Need Somebody Who Listens.

I'm Half Jewish, Half Scottish. It's Hard For Me To Buy Anything.