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Every Hooker I Ever Speak To Tells Me That It Beats The Hell Out Of Waitressing.
-Woody Allen
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Every Hooker I Ever Speak
Woody Allen
Every Hooker I Ever Speak To Tells Me That It Beats The Hell Out Of Waitressing.
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