Even If I Screw Up

If You're Driving Your Car And Someone Winds The Window Down And Gives You The Finger And Calls You An Asshole, Instead Of Giving Him The Finger Back And Calling Him An Asshole Back, You Just Pull A Funny Face, And He Doesn't Know How To React To That, Because You're Using Different Rules.

I'm 47, My Girlfriend's 33; She's 14 Years Younger Than Me: Back Of The Net!

If It Was Just The Potatoes That Were Affected, At The End Of The Day You Will Pay The Price If You're A Fussy Eater.

I Think I'm Good With Actors. I Like Directing Actors. I Also Like To Show Up And Just Do An Acting Gig. Where I'm Just A Hired Gun, I Don't Have To Have An Opinion On Anything.i Never Got Involved In All This Stuff Because I Wanted To Control Stuff; I Got Involved In Writing And Producing Because I Wasn't Getting Interesting Acting Gigs. In A Way I'm Grateful That I Didn't Get Interesting Roles, Because It Made Me Pull My Finger Out And Do Some Work.

I Like Comedy, But I Like Comedy As A Device In Drama. It's More Interesting For Me To Use Comedy To Seduce People Into Thinking About Something Serious. If You Want To Hit A Beat In A Drama, You Can Distract People With A Little Comedy, And You Can Punch Them In The Gut With Some Emotion.