Eternal Nothingness Is Fine If

The Baby Is Fine. The Only Problem Is That He Looks Like Edward G. Robinson.

All My Life Is Passing In Front Of My Eyes. The Worst Part Of It Is I'm Driving A Used Car.

How Is It Possible To Find Meaning In A Finite World, Given My Waist And Shirt Size?

Bisexuality Doubles Your Chances Of A Date On A Saturday Night. I Believe That Sex Is A Beautiful Thing Between Two People. Between Five, It's Fantastic. If There Is Reincarnation, I'd Like To Come Back As Warren Beatty's Fingertips. I'm Such A Good Lover Because I Practice A Lot On My Own. My Love Life Is Terrible. The Last Time I Was Inside A Woman Was When I Visited The Statue Of Liberty. Sex Without Love Is An Empty Experience, But As Empty Experiences Go It's A Pretty Good One.

Of All Human Weakness Obsession Is The Most Dangerous. And The Silliest.