Either What We Hold To

My View Is That To Get Anywhere In Life You Have To Be Anti-social, Otherwise You'll End Up Being Devoured. I've Never Been Particularly Social, Anyway, But If I've Ever Been Rude, Fifty Per Cent Of It Has Usually Been Provoked By Other People's Attitudes. Though I Do Admit, Like Most Celts, I'm Moody. It's Fine Until People Try To Cheer You Up With Gems Like, 'snap Out Of It' Or 'come On, Now'.

You Know, The Oscar I Was Awarded For The Untouchables Is A Wonderful Thing, But I Can Honestly Say That I'd Rather Have Won The U.s. Open Golf Tournament.

There's Something Fundamentally Wrong With A System Where There's Been 17 Years Of A Tory Government And The People Of Scotland Have Voted Socialist For 17 Years. That Hardly Seems Democratic.

The Key To A Woman's Heart Is An Unexpected Gift At An Unexpected Time.

My Dear Girl, There Are Some Things That Just Aren't Done, Such As Drinking Dom Perignon '53 Above The Temperature Of 38 Degrees Fahrenheit. That's Just As Bad As Listening To The Beatles Without Earmuffs!