Ego: The Only Thing That

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

In A Democracy, You Believe It Or Not; In A Dictatorship, You Believe It Or Else.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

You Can Always Make A Loan At A Bank If You Can Show Sufficient Evidence That You Don't Need It.

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.