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I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

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Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

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