Dreams Are, By Definition Cursed

I Guess I Was A Mom So Late In Life, My Daughter Was The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread.

I May Not Be A Great Actress But I've Become The Greatest At Screen Orgasms. Ten Seconds Of Heavy Breathing, Roll Your Head From Side To Side, Simulate A Slight Asthma Attack And Die A Little.

It's Impossible To Be More Flat-chested Than I Am.

I Have Never Appreciated A Quiet Moment With A Friend As Much, A Quiet Moment With A Book And I Think Part Of That Is My Obsession With Being Older And Time Going Faster And It's Become Increasingly Sweeter For Me.

I Never Used To Like Babies. I'd Always Thought If A Baby Were More Like A Chimpanzee, I'd Have One