Don't Try For Wit. Settle

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.