Do You Still Throw Spears

I Have Very Little Experience Of Self-government. In Fact, I Am One Of The Most Governed People In The World.

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.

I Would Like To Go To Russia Very Much — Although The Bastards Murdered Half My Family.

You Have Mosquitoes. I Have The Press.

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.