Disobey N:to Celebrate With An

April Fool, N. The March Fool With Another Month Added To His Folly.

Freebooter, N. A Conqueror In A Small Way Of Business, Whose Annexations Lack Of The Sanctifying Merit Of Magnitude.

Litigation: A Machine Which You Go Into As A Pig And Come Out Of As A Sausage.

War, N. A By-product Of The Arts Of Peace. The Most Menacing Political Condition Is A Period Of International Amity.

When You Have Made A Catalogue Of Your Friend's Faults It Is Only Fair To Supply Him With A Duplicate, So That He May Know Yours.