Diets Show To What Great

An Expert Is Someone Who Takes Something You Already Know And Makes It Sound Confusing.

The Most Popular Form Of Altruism Is Giving To Others The Advice You Cannot Use Yourself.

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

A Word To The Wise Is -- Unnecessary.