Democracy Is The Fig Leaf

Why Do I Hate People? Who Else Is There To Hate?

If We Define A Misanthrope As 'someone Who Does Not Suffer Fools And Likes To See Fools Suffer,' We Have Described A Person With Something To Look Forward To.

Real Feminism Is Spinsterhood. It's Time America Admitted That Old Maids Give All Women A Good Name.

There's No National Glue Holding Us Together Because Somebody Put Too Much Pluribus In The Unum.

No Matter Which Sex I Went To Bed With, I Never Smoked On The Street