Conversation, N.: A Vocal Competition

Cemetery, N. An Isolated Suburban Spot Where Mourners Match Lies, Poets Write At A Target And Stone-cutters Spell For A Wager.

Lecturer, N. One With His Hand In Your Pocket, His Tongue In Your Ear And His Faith In Your Patience.

Nobleman, N. Nature's Provision For Wealthy American Minds Ambitious To Incur Social Distinction And Suffer High Life.

The Hardest Tumble A Man Can Make Is To Fall Over His Own Bluff.

Historian - A Broad-gauge Gossip.