Compromise Is The Work Of

Never Hope For It More Than You Work For It.

Any Woman Whose I.q. Hovers Above Her Body Temperature Must Be A Feminist.

Sex Is A Pleasurable Exercise In Plumbing, But Be Careful Or You'll Get Yeast In Your Drain Tap.

Anyone Of My Generation Who Trusts Government Probably Has An I.q. That Would Make A Good Golf Score.

Dad Could Charm A Dog Off A Meat Wagon.