Comedy Is A Man In

For Those Who Understand, No Explaination Is Needed...for Those Who Don't, None Will Do.

I Get Paid For What Most Kids Get Punished For.

I Never Got A Formal Education. So My Intellect Is My Common Sense. I Don't Have Anything Else Going For Me. And My Common Sense Opens The Door To Instinct.

If I've Learned Anything In The More Than 50 Years That I've Led Mda, It's That The Generosity Of The American People Knows No Bounds. I'm Sure That With Their Fellow Citizens In Such Dire Need, They'll Dig Deep And Do Everything They Can To Help. I'm Hopeful That Many People Will Be Willing To Make Two Phone Calls And Donate To Both Causes.

I Don't Want To Be Remembered. I Want The Nice Words When I Can Hear Them.