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Cigarette Sales Would Drop To Zero Overnight If The Warning Said "cigarettes Contain Fat.
-Dave Barry
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Cigarette Sales Would Drop To
Dave Barry
Cigarette Sales Would Drop To Zero Overnight If The Warning Said "cigarettes Contain Fat.
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