Children Are The Most Desirable

I Don't Like The Kind Of Country Living Where You Have To Help. I Like Country Living Where There Is Help.

Without These Tourists, New York Would Be Fantastic. I Don't Want Them To Come. Stay Home!

The Other Day I Read That Last Year 58 Million Tourists Came To New York ... Where A Puny Eight Million People Are Trying To Live. Unless They Own A Hotel Chain, I Don't Think A Single One Of These Eight Million People Are Happy About This.

People Always Say "pop Culture." As If We Have Some High Culture To Distinguish It From.

Tolerance Is Really A Better Thing Than Understanding. Because It Doesn't Agitate Against Human Nature.