Charm Is The Next Best

The Prerequisite For Making Love Is To Like Someone Enormously.

My Father Died When I Was 10; My Sister Got Polio A Couple Of Years Later And Was Paralyzed. So There I Was - My Sister In A Wheel Chair, My Father Gone, And My Mother A Quiet Little Mouse. You See, It Was The '30s In The South, So My Mother Was Not Prepared To Cope. So I Was Scared To Death. And Being That Scared, Everything Afterward Became A Struggle Not To Go Down The Drain. Struggling Became A Way Of Life For Me.

If I Had To Choose Between Sex And Food, I Would Choose Food, But I'd Choose Sex Over Nearly Everything Else.

There Is No Better Way To Get To Know Someone Than To Have An Affair ... It Can Save Years Of Lunches.

Two Warm Bodies And One Cold Bottle Of Champagne Will Produce Something More Wonderful Than Would Happen Without The Champagne.