Cash Is The One Gift

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Good Food, Good Sex, Good Digestion, Good Sleep: To These Basic Animal Pleasures, Man Has Added Nothing But The Good Cigarette.

Neurotics Are Sure That No One Understands Them, And They Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way.

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